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Coincidentally Feminine

from THE ODD BOX (Album) by Garrington T Jones

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Bob Jones wrote this song for me when I was a member of
Stripped Down Blues, but the band was finished before I could perform it live.

So in respect of my old band leader, I thought it very appropriate to record this lyrical tongue twister in the manner that Stripped Down Blues would have performed the song, if the band had not faded away.

lyrics

The wife saw me just the other night,
With a lady who was truly fine.
When I got home for dinner,
Well she started to whine
She said “What y’all doin’ with a fox like that,
All dress up and truly fine?”
I said “She ain’t nothing but a dear old friend
Coincidentally Feminine”.

Then I met a good old girl,
Who used to follow me home from school.
Short skirt, high heels and long red hair
Blue eyes still looking cool.
The wife caught me looking guilty as hell
And warned me “one more time”
I said “She’s just an old school pal
Coincidentally feminine.
No she’s just an old school friend,
Coincidentally feminine”.

Coming home, the bus was full,
There was only a seat for me.
A lady who was with me
had to sit upon my knee.
My mother-in-law saw us there
And called me “a cheating swine”
I said “She is just a workmate,
Coincidentally feminine.
No, she is just a work mate,
Coincidentally feminine”.

My wife went out early tonight
All dressed up to the nines.
Arm in arm with a sweet little cutie,
Off for a real good time.
I said “Now woman don’t you go getting’ switchin!”
She said “Oh don’t repine?
Aint no need to get a twitchin’
About a touch of feminine.
No, there ain’t no need to get a bitchin’
About a touch of feminine”.

Lyrics by R A Jones
Musically arranged by G C Tolley
© New Tradition Music - 2021

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from THE ODD BOX (Album), track released November 5, 2021
Garrington T Jones: Vocals, Acoustic Guitar, Bouzouki.
Darren Mather: Harmonica.
Dave Draper: Bass guitar.
Rick A’Mortis: Drums.

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Garrington T Jones England, UK

Garrington T Jones is a performer and recording artist who gives the art of lyrical storytelling a modern day edge.

Garrington describes himself as a "Rhythm shaker, a riff chaser, a lyric hunter, a song maker and a lover of acoustic Blues, Folk & Roots music. ... more

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